Ikke egnet for sensitive ører

Med dagene som går hører jeg stadig nye utsagn og kjekkereplikker fra lokalbefolkningen, og tenkte derfor at jeg skulle dele noe av de med dere. Bare slik at dere ikke føler dere eksludert!


"Hey guys! We got white pussy´s in this house."

"If I can´t get your phone number, can I get your house number? I can warm the bed for you?"

"I feel like I been stroked by lighting, you are wawawoom"

"I can be your one and only."

"I love you! Don´t go, I´ll die."

"I want to be your friend, because you´r so sexy"

"I promise you should be with me"

"Hey you, I need a murungu. Would you be mine?"

"You dance like a black woman, is that because you want a black guy?"

"You don´t need anything els than me!"

"Hey. I just miss one thing in my life, that´s you babe, my one and only murungu!"

"Hey! I just want to be your friend, a special kind of friend!"

"Marry me!"

"If you don´t love me! I´ll buy you from your parents. I promise!"